Just a little somethin somethin

I was reviewing Josh's homework tonight and found a little material for the blog. I HAVE to post this before he turns it in tomorrow.

Describe something that is savory to you
CORN

Tell about a time you showed persistence
WII (Trying to pass a level in a game)

Describe something that caused you to be very agitated
FOOTBALL GAMES (when his team is losing)

Tell about a time when you felt revulsion
SEEING MIXED FOOD

Describe something that makes you queasy
GRAPE MEDICINE

Describe something that enraptured you
N.B.A

Tell something that makes you livid
INTERUPTING

Name two other animals that move ponderously
LUNGWORT and GORGE (You got me - probably some animal from either Spiderwick or Fablehaven books)

Describe something that has baffled you
AN UNFAIR CALL (sports)

Describe something that you think is luscious
CORN (what's with the corn?)

He was also telling me a little about his day today. Josh has been bringing his flag football set to school for the last couple of weeks. He told me that today there was a big playoff game at recess and he had to have THREE bodygaurds to get him to the game safely. He had a paramedic on duty just in case, AND he had to sign some autographs for some girls. WOW! What a day!! Is it ok for your kids to think they are the "shizzle?"